It’s entirely possible I am the only person on earth amused by this… but I have recently gone on a massive world tour sponsored by Twitter.
About two months ago Twitter decided it was the boss of me and kept nudging me to allow it to “get my location.” Ok, I’m a team player. Knock yourself out, weenie blue bird. When my actual location is correct it reads GREEN HARBOR / CEDARVIEW, MA.
But it rarely reads GREEN HARBOR / CEDARVIEW, MA. In fact, it almost never reads GREEN HARBOR / CEDARVIEW, MA. If it read Marshfield, or Duxbury, or even Boston? I’d get that. But Twitter is determined to send me on a far-ranging world tour that is, frankly, way more exciting than my actual travels. So I’m in—consider me embarked. Here are my concert dates from the past few days:
Framingham—at least it’s the same state. I’ve been there.
Sand Lake, NY. Never been there, but doesn’t it sound pretty?
Today I’m in Pittsgrove, NJ.
ARE YOU READY TO RAWK, PITTSGROVE???
Keep checking back and stay tuned for grungy t-shirts with my entire tour down the back. I can’t wait to see where I turn up next!