It's Not That I'm Not Flattered, Amazon

You know, those folks at Amazon.com are incredibly fond of me, but there are limits. I like that they always have recommendations for me. I like that they try to be waiting with a list of interesting items. It's a bit like having a cocker spaniel with an incredible library and Olympic medal fetching skills.

Much as I enjoy the admiration, however, there are limits. I'm just a woman, guys...

I mean, really...



much as I find your suggestion flattering...



I'm JUST A WOMAN. No need to worship me. No, I am not... you know.