Saturday, March 19, 2011

Return Skully and Nobody Gets Hurt

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I want to start off by saying that I can take a joke.  Ha ha.  See?  I laughed.  But enough is enough.  Skully, my much beloved good-luck-citrus-and-sage air freshening medallion has been kidnapped.  He is, as you see, pictured here.  This was a warm, sunny day we spent together along the Ocean Bluff.

Skully is silver, approximately three and a half inches high, with a warm spring green liquid center.  He was last seen in my car, hanging from my rear view window, making me happy.

IF SKULLY IS NOT RETURNED, UNHARMED, AND WITH HIS ESSENTIAL OILS UNDIMINISHED BY MONDAY THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED A TURF WAR.

Are you listening, people of Mount Skirgo?  Two of your residents were spotted in the vicinity of the vehicle shortly before Skully vanished.  Should these individuals fail to return him, your entire community may suffer.

Take heed, Skirgonauts.  This means war.

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The Black Skirgonauts said...

One double batch of brownies- no nuts with mallow and frosting.

Bring them in an unmarked container to the V.

If there are nuts we drain him.

Chrissy said...

I REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS. FILL YOUR HANDS, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chrissy said...

I REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS. FILL YOUR HANDS, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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